Tuesday, December 31, 2013
I can still hit my weight loss resolution for 2013...but it won't be pretty!
I was worried I'd done something stupid...what's new...and posted my 2013 resolutions on this page. HAH! I didn't. What a rare moment of not sharing for me!
So it's that time of year again. I don't think of it as a time for resolutions so much as marking an anniversary of the day I swore I was going to lose the extra weight. This would be, what, now, 14 years? I love how, back that first time all I had to do was lose an innocent 30 pounds. Ah yes, I'm waxing nostalgic for the days when I wasn't twice the size I should be.
So maybe this time around I do something a little different. Maybe, just for fun, I don't swear I'm going to lose the weight because let's be honest: At this point the fluffy has grown roots and dug into my bones. It's doubtful I will ever be able to fit into my wedding dress again, but it's okay because why would I want to wear it again? I'm not getting married...and certainly not in a dress with sleeves that poofy! (And I don't do hats anymore, so the broad brimmed sun hat thing I wore is out too.)
Let's think about this. What do I really want to make my New Year's resolutions? What do I really want to fix about myself?
That could take a while. How about if I just narrow it down to the top five?
So here are the top five things I'd like to change or fix about myself in 2014.
5) I'd like to limit my after work grazing time to an hour.
Oh don't look at me like that, we all do it. You get home from work and dinner isn't even close to being done...or defrosted...or planned, and you're hungry like you haven't eaten in a week. So out come the chips and salsa, the chips and dip, the cheese doodles, the bagels, the peanut butter, the sticks of butter, those cookies you thought you'd thrown away, but SURPRISE, they're still in a plastic bag on the counter. And before you know it, you've been eating for three hours, and your family is staring at you. So for 2014, instead of that being a three hour feeding frenzy, I'd like to limit that to one hour.
4) I'd like to get to the gym every month.
Baby steps. I tried making that 3x a week goal. Too harsh. So let's just focus on getting there 12x a year, and build on that. At least then I won't feel guilt every time I look at my keys and see the gym card attached to my key ring.
3) I'd like to let it be okay that the cat drags my underwear around the house.
We have this cat, we call him Stupid. Well, Skippy and I call him Stupid. Hubby and Peaches love this beast and call him by his given name, which I think is also stupid. This cat, unlike the other three cats in the house, simply cannot leave laundry alone. He must, must, MUST bring it up from the basement, dragging it in his teeth, and leave it all over the house. I never know when I get home if it's going to be a bra, panties, or sweats that great me at the door, but I know it will always be dirty laundry...unless I'm caught up with the laundry at which point Stupid will simply find the baskets of clean, folded laundry, dig through them until he finds something he wants to drag around, and then yank that out of the basket. There isn't a darn thing I can do about this cat or his habits because no one will let me give him away or lock him out of the basement. So I guess I need to just be okay with it, and boy, that it going to take some doing.
2) I'd like to care enough to want to work on the pile of mending that's growing next to the couch.
I took sewing in 4-H for three years and managed to produce two blouses, a
1) I'd like to remain calm and squash the rage every time I have to call customer service.
I am a customer service rep. I spend my days on the phone helping people with their issues and I never let the fact that I believe they are morons come through on the call. So why is it when I have to call customer service I go from zero to insane in less than three seconds?
I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to automated phone systems.
I find myself screaming, "I WANT A PERSON!" like a madwoman and I do it so loudly and so physically that I'm in a heaving sweat by the time I get a live person. And, since no one calls customer service when everything is fine, I'm calling for a problem that is pretty pressing and therefore I'm stressed. So when I finally get a live person (and for the record, Stuff Installed's main line rings right to my desk. There's no "press one" for anything.) I'm already in the red zone.
This next year I need to do one of two things: I either need to pour a glass of wine before I dial customer service OR I need to just not call and let the universe or my husband take care of whatever it is (cable, credit cards, bank issues, cell phone issues).
Here's the downside, though. I do work up a really, really good sweat when I'm on the phone with customer service. So it's probably the best work out I get. How can I cut THAT out of my week? I mean, sure, I do have to lose 44 pounds this year (you know, in the next six hours) to hit my goal for the year. I can do it, but it's not going to be pretty!
How much does a spleen weigh, and can I really live without it?
Happy New Year everyone! Be safe! See you in 2014!
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