There are parts of my body that are simply never, ever dry.
|You've got to have friends...|
friends who know where to get
good supportive moisture
See, it was funny because I was thin and had a small upstairs. Now I'm fluffy, and two kids (and countless bags of Cheetos) later, I'm hitting wing back chair status. Which means there are large portions of my upper gut that are not getting dried by a cool breeze.
But it all evens out...because a liquid mass will fill the space it's put in, and thusly my gut drifts downward toward my knees, hanging gently over my undergut...for lack of a better term, and putting yet more acreage of skin in the moist dark of my flab.
I could live with that, except for one thing...skin that stays moist tends to get rashy and itchy and not so pretty. Think athlete's foot...under the mammaries.
So I hit the stores to find undergarments that will magically wick away the moisture. (I hit the stores to find undergarments that will magically make my body think it's been to Gold's gym four times a week so it weighs 140 pounds...but I haven't found that product yet.) I've tried sports bras, but here's the secret about athletic clothing...
THEY DON'T MAKE WORK OUT CLOTHES FOR FAT PEOPLE.
I'm not making this up. Go look in the plus size department of any store...sure there are T's and sweats...but not work out clothes. It's like...if you're heavy, it's assumed you're going to wear the workout clothes for lying on the couch, so why bother making anything fashionable or pretty? Or supportive? (that's what the couch is for, right?) Go to the sporting goods store and look for a plus sized sport bra. NOT HAPPENING. I know, I've looked.
|Don't mind me...I'm just drying my undergut. Get in line..|
The blonde is next, but then it's your turn!
So hey, wanna make a million bucks? Try designing some workout clothing for plus sized girls that 1) Doesn't cost as much as a Vera Wang wedding dress and 2) actually wicks away moisture from those covered areas.
Oh, and a pair of really comfy, sexy sweat pants wouldn't be bad either.