My mother often tells the story of the very first TV they ever got. They put the the TV on the table, turned it on, and waited for it to warm up. As the tubes warmed and began to lighten the black screen, the black, gray, and white image of a cartoon pig putting on a girdle opened up before them. My grandmother, shocked at the image, immediately turned off the TV and said, "If that's the sort of rubbish that's going to be, we don't need a TV."
I often wonder what my grandmother would make of Cialis commercials...much less shows like Teen Mom.
The one constant, I think, over the decades since TV first entered our living rooms, is the TV mom. Each generation of viewers had their own TV interpretation of a mom. Some generations had several, conflicting images. TV moms have varied wildly from each other over the decades, but even as they vary, one thing remains constant for each of them: I will probably never measure up to TV moms.
So today I give you five reasons why I am not TV mom material.
5) Claire Huxtable
Raising five children, spanning in age nearly 20 years, and four of them girls? Being a lawyer is just a survival tactic, given the borderline illegal activity some of those kids dabbled in. (Vanessa and her trip to see "The Wretched" goes down as my all time favorite TV parenting moment, bar none.) I am not a lawyer, so I can clearly not manage a household of that many girls. Although, being married to the Jell-o pudding pop guy would have its benefits.
4) June Cleaver
Dresses, stockings, and pearls every day? Not even on a Sunday when I have to stand in front of church and sing.
The only mom of two on this list, June seemed to be perfect. Perfect house, perfect clothes, semi perfect kids...who made terrible choices when it came to friends. Seriously, was peer pressure not a thing in the 50's? If my kids brought home someone named Stinky...or Eddie Haskel...I would sit them down and discuss the wisdom of choosing good friends. June, however, was a head of her time when it came to the time honored mothering tradition of taking pills to get through the day. Don't believe me? Okay, how do you explain the fact that she NEVER RAISED HER VOICE? Valium is the only answer possible. She wore stockings every day and never raised her voice. Yep, Valium.
3) Shirley Partridge.
2) Carole Brady
1) Marie Barone
So there...five reasons I'll never be a TV mom.
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