And if you celebrate something other than Christmas, then happy holidays to you!
Today I'm rerunning one of my favorite (and yours) holiday posts. Not because I'm too lazy to write a new one, that's coming, but because once the presents are opened, the food is eaten and the carols are sung, what's really left of your Christmas celebration? I'll tell you what...staring at relatives. So this post is to help alleviate that uncomfortable time of "well now what?" at your Christmas gathering!
It's the holiday season, and regardless of what you celebrate, this is the time of year when everyone loses their minds. Need proof? Head on over to 1029thehog and listen to Bob and Brianread their listener's holiday horror stories.
Personally, this is the time of year when I really just want to sit in my comfy chair, stair at the Christmas Tree and watch holiday movies. I'm not going to be allowed to do that because, you know, work holiday parties, family holiday parties, extra church services, social gatherings, all of that. And oh yeah, get the novel in some sort of shape so that I have a prayer of getting it out before the end of 2015. LOL!
You can lose yourself in holiday classics that "It's a Wonderful Life" or "White Christmas" (My favorite of all time.) Or maybe you like the funny family fantasies like "Elf" or "The Santa Claus" films. But there's a whole genre of holiday films that look at the other side of this time of year...the darker side of things, and they are hilarious, heartbreaking, and spot on truthful. These are my top five favorite because I identify so completely with what's going on.
5) Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
Based on a very short, not read enough novel by John Grisham (Skipping Christmas), "Kranks" looks at Christmas from a different point of view: That of a man who has ceased to understand the point of all the traditions and MONEY shelled out for the holiday when all he really wants to do is spend time with his wife. But hey, it's the holidays and there is no law in the land stronger than the bind chain of traditions. Frantic, non stop, hilarious and touching. Sure, the book is better...but not by much.
4) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. (1987)
This is a Thanksgiving movie...sort of. Steve Martin, John Candy team up for the buddy road trip picture gone horribly, horribly wrong. Written and directed by the late, great John Hughes, this one hits all the marks in hellish American travel. While the
technology might not hold up...much of the problems could be solved today with a smart phone, the frustrated panic that is a natural by product of holiday travel is spot on and eternal.
3) Home Alone (1990)
I know, I know. Everyone loves this film. Yes, well, take away the cute kid battling stupid thieves and what do you still have? That's right...you still have a horrifying amount of family dysfunction and holiday travel. Again, written by John Hughes, which means it's going to be awesome, and directed by Chris Columbus, which means it's going to be very pretty, "Home Alone" gets it so right in so many ways when it comes to big families, airports, holiday travel, creepy neighbors, and skeevy Santas.
2) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
I'm going to argue that this is the best movie in the Vacation collection. Clark Griswold, determined
to have the PERFECT Christmas? Both sets of grandparents visiting? Crazy relatives? Too many Christmas lights? (As if there is something like that.) And, of course, the stress of waiting for a work bonus that may, or may not show up. Any Christmas party that involves chain saws and police is going to be winner.
1) Home for the Holidays (1995)
I've said it before and I'll say it again, and I'll say it until I die...this is the best holiday movie ever made. Sure, it's technically a Thanksgiving movie. But for any of us who have had to go home for the holidays...and live under our parents' roof for
more than ten hours while we're still trying to keep a grip on our own lives as they spin...we know. We just know.
One movie I wanted to add to the list, but simply can't, thanks to TBS's 24 hour run every Christmas Day..."Christmas Story." There is so much very, very right about that movie, from the cursing father to the frazzled mother to the younger brother who won't eat...it's a classic, but unfortunately is so omnipresent in the US that to put it on any
list with would seem pointless because we are all going to tune in on Christmas Day and just let it run all day. We know we are, don't deny it.
(ALSO, just in case you're looking for more movies, my fellow author, Linda Schmalz, and I have just released our first in a series of movie review books!
Available in paper back now on Amazon, and coming soon as an e-book!)