Once again, I have a humorous moment from Gold's Gym last night that will again beg the question: Why on EARTH does Gold's allow me through the doors?
New Rule: IF YOU DON'T WEIGH ENOUGH TO GIVE BLOOD, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WEIGH YOURSELF ON THE LADIES' LOCKER ROOM SCALE AND THEN LEAVE WITHOUT PUSHING THE NUMBERS BACK TO ZERO. (Better yet, you're not allowed to weigh yourself at all.)
Seriously...I was in the locker room yesterday, waiting to weigh myself. I had to wait because there was this woman who was probably all of 96 pounds, standing on the scale, doing that little dance we all do when we weigh ourselves. You know that dance. Get on. Loathe the number. Get off. Take off your shoes. Get on again. Do some subtraction for the clothes you're wearing, including the lead bricks you're obviously holding your pockets. Get off again. Get on one last time to be double sure.
And then this woman, this tiny, tiny, TINY woman, gets off the scale for the third time and LEAVES it on the number of her weight. (And it was under 100.)
Now, I wasn't being subtle. I was standing just to the side of her, WAITING for the scale. So she does the dance, then gets off and lets me, gigantor, see just how much less she weighs than I do. Seriously... BAD FORM TINY WOMAN!
So, because I was waiting to weigh in, that made me late, in my head, for the start of my workout. I hate not starting right when I want to.
Since Cardio Cinema was again playing a movie that pretty much stunk, I opted to hop on a treadmill out in the BIG ROOM. Only this time I brought along my iPod.
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